Another installment of My Favorite Maury Quotes! This glorious quote came from a very angry lady whose man had been cheating with a “chickenhead”. I learned much that day.
Channel 5’s Dr. Steve Brule!
One of my favorite characters from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! played by John C. Reilly.
If you don’t know the Good Doctor, here’s a video:[link]
For your health!
This is my 8th grade science teacher and this really is how he decided to teach us about friction. I had him for homeroom and science. He would greet the class each day with some flexing and moaning, and was always very helpful…if you were a girl. He wore tight velvet shirts, even tighter pants, and kept his room so cold you could constantly see his nipples. So creepy was he that we nicknamed him Thunder Chuck, which we assumed was his porn name back in the 70’s. If you got a good test score or helped clean up the lab in the afternoon homeroom period, he would reward you with a Boby Pop (don’t worry, it was candy). Better still, I have proof of his existence: http://www.ratemyteachers.com/chuck-boby/303790-t/1
Sasquatch tries to impress the ladies with his sexy dance moves and rock’n’roll wig!
The first time I drew Ole’ Sassy, I gave him rock and roll hair. Then I tried to make a comic where he finds a poster of Elvis, fashions a wig from forest components, and tries to get lucky, but that was too much for one page. But this weekend it hit me! He should dance and sing his way into her heart! What do you think, will it work? ;)
I’m almost always cold so I wear alot of layers and scarves in the winter. I don’t know what was more incredulous: the fact that my co-worker thought I was pregnant or her exclamation of “Thank God!”. I mean, what if I had been pregnant and excited about it? Either way, it was a great foot in mouth moment.
And don’t even get me started on the squeezing…