Another installment of My Favorite Maury Quotes! This glorious quote came from a very angry lady whose man had been cheating with a “chickenhead”. I learned much that day.
Channel 5’s Dr. Steve Brule!
One of my favorite characters from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! played by John C. Reilly.
If you don’t know the Good Doctor, here’s a video:[link]
For your health!
Behold the cover of my brand new collection of comics, which features three never-before-seen drawings! The cover is also an unpublished cartoon called “Flap Your Wingz!” and was inspired by Kirstie Alley. It is hand colored and hand sewn with turquoise thread. Drawn and assembled with love and care!
Check it out on Etsy: http://www.etsy.com/listing/97035989/virginia-is-a-people-name-volume-two
The Secretary Suit. For the discerning administrative mercenary.
I recently started a part-time/temp job in which I am overhauling a company’s filing system. I don’t have a real office space, outside of the filing cabinet where I lock up my purse, so I carry all my supplies in a little plastic tub as I roam around the office. In my first week, I must have gotten a thousand tiny paper cuts and broke most of my nails. Thus, the Secretary Suit was born. It has bandoliers loaded with paperclips and binder clips; a utility belt sporting pens, labels and post-its; a Stapletron 10,000 holstered and at the ready; and state of the art filing gloves.
This is my 8th grade science teacher and this really is how he decided to teach us about friction. I had him for homeroom and science. He would greet the class each day with some flexing and moaning, and was always very helpful…if you were a girl. He wore tight velvet shirts, even tighter pants, and kept his room so cold you could constantly see his nipples. So creepy was he that we nicknamed him Thunder Chuck, which we assumed was his porn name back in the 70’s. If you got a good test score or helped clean up the lab in the afternoon homeroom period, he would reward you with a Boby Pop (don’t worry, it was candy). Better still, I have proof of his existence: http://www.ratemyteachers.com/chuck-boby/303790-t/1